The Original Harvard University Course Catalog

The Original
Harvard University Course Catalog

Harvard University is the oldest institution of higher learning in the United States. It was established in 1636 as a teaching institution for clergy. This was only 16 years after the arrival of the Pilgrims at Plymouth.

Through the extreme efforts of our tough investigative reporting team, The Fruitcake Outlet has unearthed the original Harvard College 1636 course catalog—the course catalog they didn't want us to see!

Harvard College Course Catalog. Year 1636

Course Number: 101

Title: Witch Detection and Burning.

Description: Student will learn the basics of detecting which women are witches and, once detected, how to burn them at the stake.

Course Number: 102

Title: Witch Detection and Burning Lab.

Description: Students will go out into the field, detect witches, and burn them at the stake.

Prerequisites: Witch Detection and Burning.

Course Number: 210:

Title: The Sociology of Witches.

Description: Students will learn the sociological implications of witches and witchcraft on society.

Course Number: 300:

Title: Wife Beating

Description: Students will learn how to teach the men in the congregation how to beat their wives. Issues discussed will be what size rods to use, and how many lashes to give.

Course Number: 400:

Title: Sex and God.

Description: Students will be familiarized with all types demonic sex practices and learn to tell just by looking at someone if they perform sodomy. A special emphasis will be placed on how to put the fear of God into women in the congregation who don't always feel like putting out for their husbands.

You can find interesting facts about Harvard and its history at this location of their web site.

10/19/2001

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