Message from the Editor — 3/13/2002


You are assholes. All of you. And if you don't like what I'm saying, then you're free to move on to another website. I don't need your stinking 4 hits a day anyways. You're like parasites. You come to my site and dick around and sometimes you write me cute little e-mails. I'm not fucking interested in your cute little e-mails. Put a fucking reciprocal link on your site pointing to this website first, then send me a cute little e-mail. With exception to Google, all the search engines are excluding me. And they're not motherfucking going to include me until people start linking to me. A reciprocal link would help you as much as it would help me, but you people are too fucking stupid to see this. That's all I have to say.

Oh, I'm the bad guy here ... I'm so mean. Just fuck yourself. I'm so sick of you assholes.

Go find a girlfriend, or a boyfriend, or whatever the hell kind of friend you're into. You don't even belong here on this website. Nobody that's having sex, or is not having sex but would like to have sex in the future should even be here.

Dickie Richards, Managing Editor

 

3/13/2002

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