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Pill to Increase Your Ejaculation by 581%

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Wow, I thought, a 581% ejaculation increase! That is a whole lot of semen. Sure sounds great, yet what is the practical use of all this semen? This is explained on their web site as follows:

"It is a well known fact that not only does an increase in semen production greatly intensify your orgasm but will also double or triple the length of your orgasm!"

The only thing that really deterred me from buying this product was the 13 foot ejaculatory capacity that they state this product will give me. Frankly, this scared me. A 13 foot ejaculatory range implies that semen projectiles are being shot out of my penis at great velocity.

Let us say that I happen to be masturbating and my penis happens to be aimed right at my eye while I orgasm. Would the semen hitting my eye be damaging to my eye, even if closed at the time? One could always protect themselves with goggles, but what if I forgot to put on goggles before I masturbated, or I find masturbating with goggles uncomfortable?

Here's an even worse case scenario: What if in the heat of ecstasy, my mouth happens to open while I orgasm, and I end up accidentally shooting a half gallon of semen into my mouth and down my throat. I'm sure that that would not be very erotic for me. In fact, I have no doubt that that would be quite an unpleasant experience that I don't even want to think about.

Can the force and increased volume of my seminal load break through condoms?

Is the force of my seminal load dangerous for the women I am making love to?

I think these are important safety issues that weren't satisfactorily answered by the distributors of this product. I am therefore not going to buy it.

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1/28/2002

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