Featured Spam: New Pill makes your semen taste sweet-she'll swallow and love it

Featured Spam:
New Pill makes your semen taste sweet-she'll swallow and love it

See the spam advertisement referred to here, below:

Okay, a pill that makes semen a deliciously sweet treat. So delightful it will be for your partner to swallow your semen that the amount of fellatio you'll receive will increase 5 to 10 times.

How does the person giving the fellatio have the time and energy to do all this sucking? That's what I'd like to know. There are other problems that aren't addressed here. What if you want to have children? Doesn't all that sugar in your semen make the sperm cells hyperactive? Will these sperm go on to create children that need to be medicated with Ritalin? Will your children be born with tooth decay? I'm not a doctor. How do I know the answers to these questions?

There are serious issues here that aren't being addressed. The majority of the spam featured in this column comes from this very same guy, and he has an obsession with penis related products. I know this because the telephone order number is exactly the same. Well, this guy's got to learn to educate the consumer a little better before I entrust my penis to his products. He also has to learn to spell a little better.

E-mail subject line: New Pill makes your semen taste sweet-she'll swallow and love it

Men, Do You Want to Increase the Amount of Oral Sex You Receive by 5 to 10 Times?

Now, Make Oral Sex a Treat . . . Instead of a Job!

SweetenZe is a new all herbal pill that can make your semen actually taste sweet.
No more salty or bitter taste. 98% of women say they would perform more oral sex and even swallow, if there partners semen tasted better.

Now with a single pill that makes you taste sweet, you can increase the amount of oral sex you receive by 10 times or more. Women all over the world are finally loving performing oral sex on there men.

There's nothing better than that intense feeling you get as your lover swallows every last drop. Try a bottle of SweetenZe if your not completely satisfied we'll refund 100% of your money.

To order click here

Call 626-440-1747

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2/18/2002

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