RealDoll.com is a loser's
dream come true. RealDoll provides sexually mature dolls with silicon vaginas
that are "soft," "slippery," and "very elastic." From the photos these dolls
look incredibly realistic. But that's just the tip of the iceberg. You get to
fully customize your doll. There is only 1 male head type and 1 male body type.
He seems like an attractive guy, but not the type of person you'd want to bring
home to meet your parents. There are 6 female body types, ranging from hormonally
enhanced freak to anorexic. There are 10 female head types. They are some pretty
weird looking heads. Head Type 1 is the only one I would consider to be at least
borderline beautiful, though she looks so young that I would feel guilty making
love to her. I had to rule her out. Head Type 7 looks like it's high on dope.
Head Type 8 looks as though it's scared shitless. Look at Head Type 8 in this
photo. The expression is that of a doll that is saying, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I'm about to be fucked by a loser that fucks dolls! Help me ... please help
me ... someone..." I decided to go with Head Type 8 though; it was
the only one which seemed to exude any kind of emotion, and besides, I felt
kind of sorry for her. I decided to go with Body Type 5. It was the only body
that had any meat on it and that also lacked muscle tone. (Can I help it if
I like a woman not to look like a man?) I was not however entirely happy with
her breasts as they were bordering on circus-freak magnitude. But I'm not complaining;
I was happy to have the nice hefty breasts of a beautiful piece of plastic to
suckle at night before I made love to it. To complete my customization I chose
the following other options:
- Medium skin tone
- Green eyes
- Light eye liner
- Brown eye shadow
- Brown eye liner
- Brown hair
- Hair Style 1 (long and straight)
- French Manicure fingernail and toe nail color
- Plum lip color
- Brunette public hair
- Natural public hair style
There! I had assembled the woman of my dreams out of parts like the Bride of
Frankenstein. I was already falling in love with my creation and I was anxious
to get to know her. A horrible wave of depression swept over me when I saw the
price. As of 4/25/02, it was $5749.00. I couldn't even afford the shipping alone,
which was $450.00. For that money they should at least send you a test model
before you make your purchase. Or, at minimum, a little piece of her plastic
vagina to rub on your penis to give you a small taste of how your dream woman
feels.